Bernard and Melody Capers

By: Dale E. Lehman

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Paperback | 15 February 2021

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Those weasels are up to something...

Between them, Bernard and Melody Earls have looks, charm, brains . . . everything but money. That's why they steal from the rich and give to themselves. So when Alexander Hamilton Plaskett hires them to nick a silver statuette of a pine marten from his brother Paul Revere Plaskett, they're happy to oblige. But it won't be as easy as it looks. For one thing, the little beast is guarded by Fitzroy Fortresses, the best security system money can buy. For another, the five Plaskett siblings are obnoxious buffoons. Still, a job is a job, and this one may offer more than it appears.

At least, that's Bernard's theory. The pine marten isn't particularly valuable, so why do the Plasketts contest its ownership so fiercely? To find out, he and Melody insinuate themselves into the Plasketts' world and enlist a college geek to hack the unhackable Fitzroy system. Failure means poverty. Discovery means prison. And the biggest obstacle to Bernard's brilliant schemes? Melody's penchant for running off-script!

Industry Reviews

"Weasel Words is a quick plot-driven read with a strong payoff. Lehman's skill comes through..." ~Independent Book Review

"This quirky heist story is utterly delightful.... The charming cast of characters all bursting with personality makes Weasel Words a cozy pleasure." ~Jam Packed Bookshelf

"Weasel Words is a clean, fun crime caper... an amusing read that brightened an otherwise gloomy day. Dale E Lehman has a fertile imagination and well executed plots. I love all his stories." ~Julia Wilson, Christian Bookaholic

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