Useless Footy Stats

Name: Useless Footy Stats
Brand: Affirm Press
Price: 28.75 AUD
Availability: PreOrder

100+ hilarious and completely irrelevant Aussie Rules stats

By: Aaron Delaporte, Bill Skelton

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Paperback | 28 July 2026

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Paperback

Dimensions(cm)
19.0 x 14.5

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Available: 28th July 2026

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The book for every diehard footy fan: throw away your Record because the Useless Footy Stats team are here to deliver the stats that really matter.

Ever wondered who is the best performing player in AFL history with a moustache? Or the least accurate goal-kicker of all time? Or which jumper number has won the most premierships? Or how many supermoons there have been since Essendon won a final?

No? Well, this book will tell you anyway!

The pundits behind Useless AFL Stats offer up their greatest, most fascinating, most ridiculously pedantic facts and figures. The perfect read for every football tragic.

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