Life Sucks

Hock the platinum. Take down the vacation photos. Close the joint checking account. There?s no question?Divorce Sucks. And perhaps no one knows that better than the author Mary Jo Eustace, whose ex-husband Dean McDermott is now Mr. Tori Spelling. One part tell-all and one part guide to get readers on their feet after a bitter breakup, this hilarious addition to the best selling Sucks series tells everything readers don?t want to know about divorce ? from what a phone call with a lawyer will cost; to how to handle your newer, younger replacement; to what Hollywood divorcees are actually thinking when they watch their ex walk the red carpet with a millionaires. Sometimes horrifying, sometimes gratifying, and never merciful, Divorce Sucks gives readers an inside look at one of today?s most public divorces while reminding them ? hey, it could always be worse. AUTHOR: Mary Jo Eustace was married to Dean McDermott for thirteen years. They had one son and adopted a baby daughter together?and then Dean met Tori Spelling on the set of a made-for-TV movie, and he left Mary Jo to marry Tori. Born and raised in Toronto, Eustace is an actress, singer, and sous-chef. She attends Jarvis Collegiate Institute and McGill University, studying English, and later graduated from George Brown College?s culinary program. Joanne Kimes is the series editor of the bestselling Sucks series. She has written for a number of children?s and comedy television shows. Kimes has been married for twelve years and only considers divorce when it?s time to spend the holidays with her in-laws. *