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The Export Gardener : A Clumsy Australian Starts a Gardening Business in the UK. - Richard Harrison

The Export Gardener

A Clumsy Australian Starts a Gardening Business in the UK.

By: Richard Harrison

Paperback | 25 April 2019

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He Didn't Know the First Thing About Gardening - But Started a Gardening Business Anyway

Most people spend their lives waiting until they're ready.

This man never got that memo.

An eternal optimist packs up his London cubicle to start a gardening business in Kent, overlooking just one tiny detail.

He doesn't know the first thing about gardening.

Armed with unwavering optimism and a borrowed lawn mower, he launches headfirst into the manicured world of suburban landscaping.

What could possibly go wrong?

From battles with the infamous Tip Monster to diplomatic missions with Nasty Mrs. Phillips, every hilarious misadventure delivers a lesson in how not to run a gardening business.  

Part memoir, part comedy and part inspiration, this laugh out loud story proves that sometimes courage counts for more than expertise.

Get your copy of The Export Gardener today and discover that the best stories grow in the most unlikely soil.

Industry Reviews

'Read this on the plane to Australia...laughed out loud the whole way through. I could just imagine the author in the various predicaments!!! An insightful and honest viewpoint on people, Kent, cricket, business and life.'

'The funniest book l have read for ages, will definitely recommend to my friends.'

'If you like BBC Radio 4's Ed Reardon, this appears to be written by his long lost Australian cousin. A series of hapless gardening mishaps masquerading as a business.'

'Funniest book I have read in ages a real laugh out loud experience.'

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