The Devil's Dictionary

Lessons from Madame Chic

20 Stylish Secrets I Learned While Living in Paris

A Selection of Smithereens

Penguin Special

Paris in Love

Seriously ... I'm Kidding

Busted!

Drug War Survival Skills and True Dope D

How to Eat Like a Child

And Other Lessons in Not Being a Grown-up

Lance Armstrong's War

One Man's Battle Against Fate, Fame, Love, Death, Scandal, and a Few Other Rivals on the Road to the Tour de France

My Life in and out of the Rough

The Truth Behind All That Bull**** You Think You Know About Me

Only the Strong Survive

The Odyssey of Allen Iverson

The Works of John Leguizamo

Freak, Spic-o-rama, Mambo Mouth, and Sexaholix

Scuse Me While I Whip This Out

Reflections on Country Singers, Presidents, and Other Troublemakers

The Worst Noel

Hellish Holiday Tales

Get Rich Cheating

The Crooked Path to Easy Street

i am neurotic

(and so are you)

American on Purpose

The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

Anne Frank

The Book, the Life, the Afterlife

I Shudder

And Other Reactions to Life, Death, and New Jersey

Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man

What Men Really Think About Love, Relationships, Intimacy, and Commitment

Dump 'Em

How to Break Up with Anyone from Your Best Friend to Your Hairdresser

Someone Will Be with You Shortly

Notes from a Perfectly Imperfect Life

Running for My Life

My Journey in the Game of Football and Beyond

God's Lunatics

Lost Souls, False Prophets, Martyred Saints, Murderous Cults, Demonic Nuns, and Other Victims of Man's Eternal Search for the Divine

Dating Makes You Want to Die

(But You Have to Do It Anyway)

Steinbrenner

The Last Lion of Baseball