It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like RAPTORS

A time-traveling raptor...

Prehistoric portals...

It's a Dinopocalyptic Disaster

Santa Claus just saved Christmas, so why are there dozens of prehistoric nightmares ravaging the streets of Moscow on Christmas Day? With his reindeer team restored and Snoot at his side once again, Santa springs into action, only to find a nefarious force eager to destroy not only Christmas but also the entire human race.

As the Lord of Time and Space, the Time Raptor has inherited cosmic powers far beyond his control. Recognizing the evils mankind has perpetrated upon the Earth, the Time Raptor knows he must act to save the planet from its modern-day menace: humanity.

With the true power of the cosmos calling to him, the Time Raptor summons an army of dinosaurs and initiates a scheme to slaughter every soul on Earth so his scaly siblings can escape their prehistoric fate and reestablish their rule over the planet.

Can Santa, Snoot, and their friends stop the Time Raptor's dastardly plan? Or will the coming Dinopocalypse change the face of human history forever?

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like RAPTORS is the second book in the hilarious Santa Saves Christmas series, a mashup of urban fantasy and time travel genres. Readers of Matt Dinniman's Dungeon Crawler Carl series and Shayne Silvers's Nate Temple series will love these books.

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Exploding Puffins...

It's a Christmas Catastrophe

Awakened by bloodcurdling screams, Santa Claus springs into action to stop a lethal sickness from infecting his reindeer--only to learn that he's already too late. Christmas is all but ruined.

But when a disgraced alcoholic Christmas elf offers to retrofit the sleigh with some highly advanced technology, Santa's hope of saving Christmas is renewed.

With a solid plan in place, they hitch the sole surviving reindeer to Santa's sleigh and prepare to launch into the blustery night--until Father Time interrupts Santa's plans with an ultimatum that could kill Christmas forever.

Will Santa cave to Father Time's outrageous demands? Or can he withstand the lord of time and space long enough to rewrite history itself? Most importantly of all, can Santa save Christmas?

What the Frost? is the first book in the hilarious Santa Saves Christmas series, an urban fantasy/time travel mashup. Readers of Matt Dinniman's Dungeon Crawler Carl series and Shayne Silvers's Nate Temple series will love these books.

Curl up by the fire with a mug of heavily spiked eggnog and start reading this instant holiday classic now