I'm Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home

By: Fergus Craig

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Paperback | 17 February 2026 | Edition Number 1

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An affectionate riff on high-concept mystery trend as exemplified by Richard Osman, Bella Mackie, and Benjamin Stephenson, meeting the heart of Only Murders in the Building.

RETIREMENT WILL HAVE TO WAIT.

When former serial killer Carol takes her place in a luxury retirement home, she begins to find her feet with a small new group of friends. If she can only keep her past hidden, maybe she has a chance at happiness.

That's when she discovers that, absurdly, every other one of Sheldon Oaks' residents was involved in the law somehow. It's not long before her true identity is leaked, and when a former police commissioner resident is murdered, naturally all eyes turn to her...

Now she must solve the case to prove her innocence - just as her new friends start their own investigations into whether there is more than one killer at Sheldon Oaks.

Praise for Fergus Craig:

'What's better than a good crime novel? I'll tell you - a spoof crime novel, by the absurdly funny and clever Fergus Craig' MIRANDA HART

'I can't wait for you to get involved in [this] VERY silly thriller. We all need more laughs like this' AISLING BEA

'Laugh out loud funny.' MARK BILLINGHAM

'Tea-spittingly hilarious.' CHRIS BROOKMYRE

'Funny and gripping' DARA O BRIAIN

About the Author

As well as an author, Fergus is a multi-award-winning actor, comedian and writer for television. I'm Not The Only Murderer In My Retirement Home is his third novel. He lives in London.

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Fergus Craig is one of the funniest people I know - Aisling Bea

Laugh out loud funny - Mark Billingham

Funny and gripping - Dara O Briain

Tea-spittingly hilarious - Chris Brookmyre

A fictional romp to savour - James Naughtie (on Murder at Crime Manor for the Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse Prize)

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