A Zombie's History Of The United States

From the Massacre at Plymouth Rock to the CIA's Secret War on the Undead

By: Josh Miller

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Paperback | 1 December 2010

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Uncover the haunting true history of the United States--one shaped by struggle, violence, and the constant threat of the undead.

"Americans have been taught that their nation is civilized and humane. But, too often, U.S. actions have been uncivilized and inhumane." --Howard Zinn

Shedding light on 500 years of suppression, this shocking expose reveals the pivotal role in American history played by its most invisible minority--zombies.

From colonization and revolution to World Wars and global hegemony, A Zombie's History of the United States tells the powerful and moving stories of this country's living-dead underclass, including:

-The zombie massacre of European colonists at Plymouth Rock

-The gruesome killing of a zombinated Meriwether Lewis by his fellow explorer William Clark

-The doomed defense of the Alamo against hordes of the attacking undead

-The heroic, platoon-saving charge into a hail of German fire by an undead Lt. Audie Murphy

-The top-secret NASA missions that launched(and often lost) zombies into space

-The anti-terrorist program to stop the weaponization of the zombie virus

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Non-Fiction Comedy & Humour Parodies & Spoofs History Regional & National History History of the Americas

Prelude of the Living Dead	p. 9
New World, New Monsters	p. 17
A Revolting Revolution	p. 36
The Corpse of Discovery	p. 58
Dismember the Alamo	p. 88
A Nation Devoured	p. 101
Manifestering Destiny	p. 121
Speak Softly and Carry a Severed Head	p. 145
V is for Victory, Z is for Zombie	p. 164
The Dead Menace	p. 187
Conclusion of the Living Dead	p. 211
Reference Notes and Bibliography	p. 219
About the Author	p. 228
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A Zombie's History Of The United States

From the Massacre at Plymouth Rock to the CIA's Secret War on the Undead

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