Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed

The cat's answer to Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed is a hilarious collection of full-color photos and letters of excuses and suggestions from cats to the people who love them--no matter what bad thing they've done!

Inside "Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed," writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of laugh-out-loud letters and photographs that offer a cat's eye view on common feline vs. human cohabitation conundrums. It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into cat--and human--nature, including:

Your cat sits on your laptop not just for warmth or attention, but to prevent you from interacting with the outside world. After all, isn't the main reason to have a cat so you don't have to waste time developing normal human relationships?If you spent a third of your life licking yourself, you too would occasionally forget to stick your tongue back in your face.Eating grass has medicinal purposes, and most cats believe grass should be legalized.The cat feels bad about barfing on your bed...because now it must get to up to go sleep on your clean laundry instead.

About the Author

Jeremy Greenberg is an internationally headlining stand-up comedian, author, blogger, and joke writer. He has appeared on numerous national TV and radio shows, and has done five overseas tours to perform for our troops. Jeremy has also been a contributing joke writer for The Complete Idiot's Guide to Jokes (Alpha/Penguin), and Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen. And if that weren't enough, he's also the author of Relative Discomfort: The Family Survival Guide (Andrews McMeel), Sorry I Peed on You (And other heartwarming letters to Mommy) (Andrews McMeel), Man Words: Real Words for Real Men (Adams Media), and Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe (And other steamy love letters from puppy and doggy) (Andrews McMeel, fall 2011). Additionally, he is read by millions each day as the blogger for MSN's The Family Room, and was part of the team that helped MSN win the 2010 IMA Outstanding Achievement Award for the category of "blogs." When Jeremy is not performing or writing, he is at home in San Diego demonstrating alpha-male behavior to his twin, two-year-old sons--mostly by saying "Whatever" and leaving the room every time his wife says that he's incorrectly loaded the dishwasher.