Worried about what to do in the event of the dead rising from their graves and trying to destroy humanity? Worry no more! With the help of numerous films and Wikipedia, Dr Dale has compiled this rigorously researched A-Z list of everything you need to know about zombies: how to recognise them, how to fight them and even how to classify them. He can answer all of your burning questions including: § How can a sheep help defend me against the undead? § What will the response of the Women's Institute be to an attack? § What's the most useful style of dance to know in the event of the apocalypse? From the best kind of clothing to wear to the most appropriate soundtrack for a zombie apocalypse, this is the ultimate guide to preparing for and surviving the return of the undead. Full money back guarantee offered should you die in a zombie apocalypse within 30 days of purchase!!!
Industry Reviews
'An excellent and humorous look at an all too serious and oft-neglected problem... Buy this book. It could save your life' FORTEAN TIMES 'Very funny, had me legitimately laughing my head off at several points. Many of the subjects covered are totally bizarre, and weird...but sometimes there is method to the madness. Pure genius' THE ROTTING ZOMBIE 'If you love your family and hate zombies, buy this book. Your wife will prefer it to flowers...' THE ZOMBIE TIMES - TERROR4FUN.COM 'I was completely blown the f*ck away...I can almost guarantee this will be your new favourite book' ZOMBIE DIGEST 'Dr. Dale's talent for providing a comical zest while imparting knowledge is unsurpassed. I found myself laughing my butt off during many points in the book. I highly recommend this book to Zombie Enthusiasts as well as Horror Enthusiasts. If you do not include this book in your personal library, then you can not claim to be an enthusiast. It is a definite must read!' ANGELIA RAENE 'This book is required reading' TOTAL SCI-FI ONLINE 'A glimpse into one of the most brilliant zombie-focused minds of our generation' ZOMBIECOMMAND.COM 'Dr. Dale's Zombie Dictionary is a very, very fun read. I highly recommend it.' FROM MIDNIGHT, WITH LOVE 'This is just a hilarious read where I found myself laughing out loud a lot...if you want a really fun, fast, and hilarious read pick up Dr. Dale's ZOMBIE DICTIONARY.' ANYTHINGHORROR.COM 'You wont wan't to put it down, and your friend's will want to borrowA" it. This book is a keeper.' ZOMBIE ZONE NEWS 'This in an excellent dictionary, extremely fun to read, and will create a riot of laughter. A real morale booster when civilization ends' LIVING DEAD MEDIA 'Overall, this was a hilarious and (I can't believe I'm saying this) practical guide that any genre fan with a modicum of good humor would enjoy. Buy a copy - Hell, buy two - you know, just in case!' MIDNITE MEDIA 'The advice given is useful, informative (it's helped me no end in Dead Rising 2) and very funny. Despite there being a lot of jokes, Doctor Dale never sacrifices good advice for a punchline...It's well illustrated throughout... and a lot of fun. Everything a bit of good zombie literature should be, in fact.' PORKHEAD'S HORROR REVIEW 'The Dictionary...is just great - hilarious and fun - while being a real guide to what one should do to prepare for a zombie outbreak. From cover to cover, the book is just an easy, enjoyable read and you can't ask for any more than that!' CAFFEINATED JOE 'Lots of laughs, some good advice, really cool illustrations, and silly fun, Dr. Dale covers it all! A really fun overall read that I would highly recommend' ZOMBIE HOARD.COM
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