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Pointless Conversations : The Collection - Volume 2: The Expendables, The Fifth Element, and The Big One - Scott Tierney

Pointless Conversations

The Collection - Volume 2: The Expendables, The Fifth Element, and The Big One

By: Scott Tierney

Paperback | 30 January 2019

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Another collection of strange conversations about oddly specific subjects from the hand of Scott Tierney. What would an Orlando Bloom cake taste like? Would Bruce Willis spit in Leeloo's face? Who cleans up the Starship Enterprise's Holodeck once you are finished? These and other similarly pressing issues will be rigorously discussed.

Pointless Conversations: The Expendables.

In the fourth issue of the comic series all about the pointless, it's offbeat film references aplenty, with Robin Hood, The Expendables, and some surreal cake talk (not just any cake talk...SURREAL CAKE TALK!...yeah...).

  • Loud explosions and incoherent old men...a better title for The Expendables?


  • Was the King of England a lion?


  • Maid Marion a child killer?...yes!


  • What would an Orlando Bloom cake taste like?


* * *

Pointless Conversations: The Fifth Element

In the fifth issue of the comic series all about the pointless, the film and cartoon related topics for (not very) serious discussion are Batman button mashing, the Queen atop a robotic polar bear, and of course the insanity which is The Fifth Element.



  • Batman button mashing...does every switch in the Batmobile do the same thing?


  • Captain Planet gets taken down a peg!


  • The Queen on the back of a robotic polar bear?


  • Would Bruce Willis spit in Leeloo's face?


* * *

Pointless Conversations: The Big One:

It's the question that has dogged scholars for a millennia....what actually happens when you take a poo on the Star Trek Enterprise's holodeck?  In the sixth issue of the comic series all about the pointless, it the one that got everyone talking – the Star Trek special!:



  • Why is there a 'P' in pterodactyl?


  • Who cleans the Holdeck once you're finished?


  • If you eat holo-food, would you do a holo-poo?


  • Would you drink Odo?


*Disclaimer*  This issue is rather immature, and if you are easily offended by “rectal forcefields” and “poo quiche” (not to mention an almost infinite number of “poo”s) then this issue isn’t really for you...but if you do find these funny, then you are in for a real treat!

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