"A must-read manual for survival...[Theis is] an astute social commentator on the dynamic differences between life on a prairie and survival in a desert." - Larry Bommer, Stage and Cinema
"Like Mark Twain's Connecticut Yankee, but sporting a Windy City savvy, Chicago pilgrim Kevin Theis shares his impressions of Tinseltown with the humility and candor of a flyover-territory pioneer.” Mary Shen Barnidge, Windy City Times
"Fascinating and funny...the story is fantastic...a marvelously engaging mix of sardonic wit and self-deprecation." Catey Sullivan, Chicago Theatre Beat
"A smart, witty, but also incisive and candid chronicle of [Theis's] experiences and observations as a Chicago actor who decided to head west to crash the TV, film, and surprisingly lucrative audiobooks markets." Albert Williams, Chicago Reader