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I Can Explain Everything

Confessions of a Pet Capybara

By: Stacy Winnick, Sonya Reasor (Illustrator)

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Paperback | 16 October 2017

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202 Pages

Dimensions(cm)
22.86 x 15.24 x 1.17

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Is there a 100-pound semi-aquatic South American rodent in your kitchen?

I am Dobby the Capybara, I live in the suburbs, and this is my story. Royalty is automatic among the world’s largest rodents, but I am The Prince. Read the highly opinionated record of my downfall from pampered pet to grubby, corn-obsessed middle age.

This isn’t “How to Capybara” anything, and the facts are a little bit mixed up. If you are interested in wild capybaras, don’t look here! I can tell you what’s in my refrigerator, though, and where the off-limits birdseed is. I also discuss visitor expectations, explain discreet coprophagy techniques, and offer advice on forays into forbidden parts of the house. Grab a highlighter and take notes in case there is a poop quiz!

Industry Reviews

“This book would be easier to digest if the pages were made out of kale.” — JoeJoe the Capybara, reddit

“Ridiculous book about capybaras. All lies. The part about Caplin is okay.” — Mudskipper Rous, ROUS Foundation Advocate

“Dobby isn’t my type. What a grubber! I’ll take a litter of puppies any day.” — Cheesecake, Capybara Nanny; Rocky Ridge Rescue, Arkansas

"Dobby is a little bit country; Romeo & Tuff'n are a little bit Rock and Roll!” — Romeo and Tuff’n, Headliner Capybaras, Las Vegas, Nevada

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