How Not to Vampire

So I Might Be a Vampire

By: Rodney V. Smith, Theik Smith (Photographer)

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Hardcover | 27 October 2021

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238 Pages

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15.24 x 10.16 x 1.27

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Vampiring is hard.

Things Bob has on his checklist when he accidentally becomes a vampire: a) forget everything he knows about vampires; b) don't get brutally murdered by vampires.

Apparently there are vampire LAWS, and Bob, a young, romantically-challenged black man living in Toronto, never got the guidebook. Even though it's not his fault that he's broken every rule, a secret vampire society is hellbent on giving him a more permanent death. With the help of his best pal, Claude, Bob tries to stay alive and hopefully turn around his screwed-up existence in the process.

Industry Reviews

"...the plot is amazing, and what makes it even more interesting is that it's so character driven it hurts, in a very good way. It works: write amazing characters, and you'll have me hooked forever." - Val on the Moon, Reedsy

"Bob's narrative voice is strong and powerful, and is very liberal about providing extra context. The comedy is brilliantly on-point without being staged." - Gordon Piper, author of The Dragon Chase

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