GO POSTAL

Table of Contents: Ch Title Page Preface 15 Introduction 17 1. In the beginning... 21 Message-relay systems of the ancient world 23 Post Offices and Post Roads 24 2. Stories 27 The Low Cost Lawyer 29 The Great Backstabbing of '05 29 You Shouldn't Piss Off Bosses with a God Complexes 32 The Infamous Prostitute Red Dress 33 Sorry, I missed Your Dad! 34 Clock Rings or Cock Rings 35 90 Days In and Light Duty for Life 35 Management Has the Inherent Right to Mismanage 35 The Era of Peyton Place 36 "You just don't have to work that hard!" 37 Management in the '90s 38 Cancer & Retirement 39 French Heritage 41 On Becoming a Supervisor 41 Grand Theft 42 The Cowboy 44 100 Ways to Get Out of Overtime 45 ...and eventually get fired 46 I Thought You Were Off Today 47 Oh, That Was Your Pizza? 47 I'm Sorry I Don't Have Any Money 48 Stupidest Argument in the Postal Service 49 3. "Nicole" 51 One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others 53 It's not about where you work, it's about who you work with 53 She was one of the few 55 4. Common Sense as a weapon 57 It's A Whole New World 59 Veteran & The Anti-Common Sense Rhetoric 59 Expediter Responsibilities 60 Big Changes Are Coming 60 Dead Zone for Ideas 63 Ferdinand 65 Decentralization 2005-2006 66 The APPS 68 5. "I DON'T CARE" Brief 71 The "I Don't Care" Brief 73 "What can we do to make the Post Office Better? 73 The New Generation & Unionization 74 6. "Sterling" 75 7. COVID 19 79 IMPORTANT NOTE 81 COVID19 81 Rules for Thee & Not for Me 83 ER & ICU 84 Cancer & My Family 86 Back to the COVID19 Clusterfuck 87 8. The Family Medical Leave Actor's Guild 89 The Prized Possession 91 Abusing the Benefit 91 Pre-Scheduled Sick Leave 92 9. Grievances 95 Unionists File Grievances Over the Stupidest Things 97 Bad Steward! Bad Steward! 97 Bad Faith Negotiations 99 Nappy Time for All Grievance 101 Dental Appointment - Abscess 102 ...