Glop

"[Glop] really is the perfect holiday gift for that friend who claims she reads Goop for the sake of irony, but has also non-ironically adopted the phrase "conscious uncoupling" into her everyday vernacular. You know the one." -- The Hollywood Reporter "...hilarious from start-to-finish. It's the perfect stocking stuffer for your one sister-in-law who reads celeb gossip obsessively and plans to deliver her firstborn baby to the sounds of whale calls and the scent of peppermint essential oil." -- Bustle "[Glop] bills itself as "wickedly funny," and I can confirm it is... How could you harness so much material into one book? Could you? Well, yes; [Gabrielle Moss] takes one concept and runs with it, committed and cheekily hilarious." -- Food52 "If you're among the many, many humans who hate-read Goop, you'll be psyched to know that Glop is the Goop parody book you've been hoping for... The book is truly a breath of fresh air for anyone who can't afford $9,000 Oxygen tanks from Fiji..." -- The Frisky "Love (or hate) Gwyneth Paltrow's impossibly everything lifestyle blog and brand Goop? Then Gabrielle Moss' new tome, Glop...It's so LOL funny even Gwyneth might find herself smiling as she calls her attorneys for an injunction." -- San Francisco Chronicle "...poke fun at the one of the most pretentious, talked about, unaware celeb manifested sites with Glop... you'll laugh, but respect Gwyneth for being true to the only life she, and her circle, have known." -- It's Tillie "This wickedly funny, full-color, illustrated sendup of the trendy, pretentious celebrity website Goop is the perfect coffee table book for yourself or a friend!" -- Mama Fashionista