Curses and Blessings for All Occasions

Paperback | 1 August 2012 | Edition Number 1

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BTG proudly presents his range of Curses and Blessings, a selection of potent and pithy utterances with which you can smite your enemies and heap praise upon the worthy.

May your yogurt be teeming with bacteria

International best-selling author Bradley Trevor Greive bestows this blessing on readers and many more in his newest gift book, Curses and Blessing For All Occasions. Mixed in are as many respectable curses for good measure. Witty, warm, and engaging, BTG brings his trademark style to this humorously twisted book for all events, circumstances, and occasions.

Blessings include:

May your excuses for avoiding tedious social engagements always sound credible.
May your blocked pores be licked clean by angels.
May your corpse be museum worthy.

Curses include:

May small dogs exploit all your insecurities.
May a bomber formation of incontinent geese fly over your sunroof.
May all dairy items in your fridge be of questionable vintage.

'I have a great admiration for the way my good friend BTG has amassed vast piles of cash putting saccharine comments under photos of cute-looking animals. But now he has suddenly written something which is both witty and interesting. I suspect it will disappoint his usual readership.' - John Cleese

About the Author

Since the debut of his international best-seller The Blue Day Book, Bradley Trevor Greive's books have sold more than 20 million copies in 115 countries. A former Australian paratrooper, BTG left the army to pursue more creative misadventures. Between qualifying as a cosmonaut for the Russian space program and undergoing five treatments for rabies following monkey bites, BTG writes his books, delivers stirring speeches, designs roller coasters and draws cartoons at various undisclosed locations around the globe. BTG is inordinately proud of his Tasmanian heritage. He was once face-raped by a giant bat, and thus no longer wears a musk based cologne.

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