Clitapalooza

A spicy satire full of laughs as a happily married woman plays games with her sex life and gets caught in a digital trap.

Meryl has a beautiful sex life with her husband until she stops taking it seriously and starts playing around recklessly online. Then her vibrator starts talking to her toothbrush, and they appear to be conspiring against her. But she's too embarrassed to get help from her husband, or lawyers and law enforcement, so she enlists her friends in her defense. Fortunately, her best friend's a doctor, her yoga pals love her, and her students know computer code. The problem is she's made a game of her sex life and now she wants to quit, but she didn't read the fine print and she's going to have to hack her way out of the internet jungle.

Clitapalooza is girl talk on steroids, a feminist revenge fantasy with a spicy romance and a technology twist, set in a contemporary college town and told from multiple points of view, including 60-ish women, college students, a biotech scientist, and a very perplexed husband. It's a wild ride through one woman's body and the future of sex tech. You will laugh out loud.

Unconventional Romance: The novel challenges traditional romance narratives, offering a unique and empowering perspective on intimacy.

Humorous Exploration: An entertaining and thought provoking take on the complexities of modern relationships.

Feminist Empowerment: A celebration of female friendship and creative problem-solving.

Technology Twist: The story explores the intersection of technology and personal pleasure, spotlighting the world of sex tech and its potential consequences.