The Chic Diet

Stuff Skinny Bitches Like (Basically) "The Chic Diet is a wonderful resource for learning more about the insane habits of the effortlessly chic Size Zeroes that populate well-dressed metropolitan areas. It is a compendium of tips & tricks that have been observed and gathered over the past few years by this anonymous dietary anthropologist, who has held a front row seat to some of the most brilliant and/or horrifying dieting and cleansing presentations that have ever taken place in the history of chic waifs. Like, some of the subjects who are alluded to in this book were uber deranged. And everyone knows that crazy betches are always the skinniest." Everyone can spot a Chic Girl from a city block away. She oozes glamour from every pore as she struts around in her sample sized dress, traipsing around on her skinny little legs in her absurdly expensive heels. People stop to stare and wonder, "How does she do it?" She will preach about balanced diets and red-faced workout sessions, but it's all a farce. Like, didn't you know about her real dietary tactics? Oh, you didn't? Well, aren't you in for a treat! Be it a month-long juice cleanse, a steady diet of air, or eschewal of any foodstuff that isn't green or white, the chic girl knows how to keep her figure svelte and trim. And you know what else she's really, really good at? Being completely, utterly and hopelessly unhinged. So chic, I die.