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Texts from Jane Eyre : And other conversations with your favourite literary characters - Daniel Mallory Ortberg

Texts from Jane Eyre

And other conversations with your favourite literary characters

By: Daniel Mallory Ortberg

eBook | 5 November 2015

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Mallory Ortberg presents...

Texts from Jane Eyre is a whimsical collection of sharp, satirical and side-splittingly funny text message conversations from your favourite literary characters. Of course if Scarlett O'Hara had an unlimited data plan, she'd be sexting Ashley Wilkes at all hours; and if Mr Rochester could text Jane Eyre, his ARDENT MISSIVES would be in ALL-CAPS; and Daisy Buchanan would text you from behind the wheel - and then text you to come pick her up after the car crash.

Texts from Jane Eyre is a witty, original and very clever kind of mashup that brings your favourite authors and literary characters right into the twenty-first century.

Mallory Ortberg is a genius.

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