Scary Dead Things

THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE STILL ISN'T ONE OF THEM.

Six months ago, I was bitten by a vampire and subsequently recruited into a coven of undead assholes. That was bad enough for my already strained social life, but now shit's getting surreal in the world of the weird.

New and powerful forces are rearing their ugly heads. None of this should be my problem to deal with but, thanks to being a rare type of vamp, I seem to have a target on my back.

As if that wasn't bad enough, one of the most powerful immortals on the planet wants my head because his crazy-ass daughter is infatuated with the rest of me. Trust me, it's a toss-up which fate is worse.

My only hope to survive this mess is to marshal my friends, master my powers, and somehow prove that, in a world of supernatural terrors, I'm the scariest dead thing of them all.

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Join Bill Ryder in his quest to survive the hilarious horrors of Scary Dead Things - book two of The Tome of Bill, the vampire comedy series that'll leave you laughing from dusk till dawn.

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Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor