The Vampire Mechanic

Top up with a pint of 40-weight - The Vampire Mechanic You'd think a big gig for some bankers should be an easy affair, but not for the Banned Underground - or their friends, who "borrowed" Santa's Sleigh and crashed it on the way, while Santa's on a summer cruise in the Caribbean. Now, the Banned have to find The Vampire Mechanic, the only one who can fix the sleigh. Luckily, Grizelda is there to care for the reindeer, which get a summer break of their own at her trailer park. Unfortunately for the Banned, the Dark Lord's luxury cruiser is in a poor state, and he fancies the sleigh as a new ride. For this, he dispatches The Watches with orders to steal the sleigh at all costs. Can the Banned Underground fix the Sleigh in time to save Christmas? The Vampire Mechanic, the third book in the Banned Underground series, is a unique mix of fantasy and Terry Pratchett-style humor for the rock generation and their kids. Different from other comedic fantasies, it parodies the touring music scene, bureaucracy, taxation and with its tongue-in-cheek slapstick humor, witty puns and word games.