Nice is Just a Place in France

How to Win at Basically Everything

By: Betches

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Paperback | 1 April 2013

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336 Pages

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20.96 x 13.49 x 2.29

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The creators of the popular blog BetchesLoveThis.com use their signature wit and wisdom to teach you how to win in all areas of life-because a Betch always gets what she wants!

The BetchesLoveThis blog is wildly popular, with catchphrases and posts repeated all over the Internet. Now, you can laugh out loud while getting answers to life's greatest questions-from the benefits of dancing on tables to how to get rid of the man who won't go away-from the straightforward, slightly-mean-spirited-yet-helpful older sister you didn't know you had.

The Betches are here to explain it all-how to combine the hotness of Kate Moss with the wit of Chelsea Handler and the f**k-off vibe of Anna Wintour to become the ultimate Betch. So is this a self-help book, you might wonder? Self-help is for fat people and divorcees. Nice Is Just a Place in France is the Betch-in-training bible, addressing the types of problems real girls face in the real world, like, "What do I do if my pot dealer isn't answering my texts?" and "Is it okay to give head on the first date?" Regardless of what she'll admit out loud, every girl secretly wants to be a Betch, even the nicest doormat around. So throw away your Cosmo and turn off Oprah, because the Betches are in business!

About the Author

The Betches were born knowing exactly what they want and how to get it.

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"Likely to become a fast favorite as long as you’re a living, breathing girl."

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