Prince of Dorkness

More Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire

By: Tim Collins

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Hardcover | 6 September 2011

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With his new vampire powers and his new girlfriend, Chloe, Nigel Mullet is finally happy and popular as a fresh school year begins. But then a new guy, Jason, comes onto the scene. All the girls think he’s better looking than Nigel. He’s definitely stronger and faster than Nigel. And he’s just stolen Nigel’s girlfriend. What’s a totally lame vampire to do?

Write bad poetry, get regularly beaten up by his little sister (now that he’s too weak to retaliate), and spy on his ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend, that’s what! Eventually Nigel follows Jason and his family to the park in the middle of the night—and is stunned to see them all transform into werewolves. Will the truth win Chloe back? Or will Nigel be left howling at the moon in frustration?

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