Shandee finds a friendly arm at a granite quarry. Ned drops down a hole in a golf course. Luna meets a man made of light bulbs at a tanning parlor. So begins Nicholson Baker’s fuse-blowing, sex-positive escapade,
House of Holes. Baker, the bestselling author of
The Mezzanine,
Vox, and
The Fermata, who “writes like no one else in America” (
Newsweek), returns to erotic territory with a gleefully over-the-top novel set in a pleasure resort, where normal rules don’t apply. Visitors, pulled in via their drinking straws or the dryers in laundromats, can undergo crotchal transfers . . . make love to trees . . . visit the Groanrooms and the twelve-screen Porndecahedron . . . or pussy-surf the White Lake. It’s very expensive, of course, but there are work-study programs. In charge of day-to-day operations is Lila, a former hospital administrator whose breast milk has unusual regenerative properties.
Brimful of good-nature, wit, and surreal sexual vocabulary, House of Holes is a modern-day Hieronymous Boschian bacchanal that is sure to surprise, amuse, and arouse.
About the Author
Nicholson Baker was born in 1957 and attended the Eastman School of Music and Haverford College. He is the author of several novels, including The Mezzanine, Vox and The Fermata, and four works of non fiction, U and I, The Size of Thoughts, Double Fold (winner of the 2002 National Book Critics Circle Award), and Human Smoke. He lives in Maine.
Industry Reviews
"House of Holes is as funny as it is filthy and breathes new life into the tired, fossilized conventions of pornography in a way that suggests a deep, almost scholarly familiarity with the ancient tropes." --Charles McGrath, The New York Times Magazine
"[Baker] escorts us through a surprisingly delightful session of all things benevolently sexual--everything's consensual, of age and legal, even if, in most cases, physically impossible. . . . We'd recommend it to nearly everyone we know, and no one we don't." --Tim Grobaty, Contra-Costa Times
"About as fun and thoroughly unpretentious as literature gets." --Michael Pucci, New York Journal of Books
"This is a funny, frisky novel that brings sexy back in a way that Justin Timberlake never dreamed." --Mark Haskell Smith, Los Angeles Review of Books
"Truly uproarious . . . Baker is one of the most consistently enticing writers of our time . . . Readers with a fondness for richly ridiculous diction, witty provocation and graphic sexual prose that celebrates desire, frailty and the comedy of life will not be disappointed." --Sam Lipsyte, front cover of the New York Times Book Review
"Wild and hallucinatory . . . Every page offers something smart and amusing . . . Full of fearlessness, cheerfulness, wit and brio." --Meg Wolitzer, The Washington Post
"A joyful, almost Chaucerian book . . . Had Dr. Seuss been a slightly insane pornographer, he might have written a book like this." --Tom Bissell, GQ
"A sexy, disturbing, funny book . . . It may also challenge the usual reader of literary novels with its sheer dazzling excess of imagination." --Katie Roiphe, Slate
"A permanent tribute to both the idiocy and surreal inventiveness of sexual desire. . . . Attention must be paid. And laughter must ensue--and rather a lot of it, too." --Jeff Simon, Buffalo News