Dead on My Feet

By: William Mark Simmons

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Paperback | 1 October 2005

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592 Pages

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17.15 x 10.8 x 3.81

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The living dead were making his life a living hell-the hilarious sequel to One Foot in the Grave. First time in paperback.

A year ago, Chris Csejthe (pronounced "Say-thee") was completely human-then a blood transfusion with the Lord of the Undead changed everything. Now he is a hunted man, sought by human and vampire alike for the secrets he knows and the powers that his mutated blood may bestow. So far he's dodged undead assassins, werewolves, a 6,000-year-old Egyptian necromancer, and Vlad Dracula himself. But now he's really got problems. The dead are turning up on his doorstep after dark to ask for justice and the police want to know where all those corpses are coming from. Undead terrorists are testing a doomsday virus on his new hometown and he's caught in the crossfire between a white supremacist militia and the resurrected Civil War dead. His werewolf lover, jealous of his dead wife's ghost, has left him. And the centuries-old and still very beautiful (and very deadly) Countess Bathory is determined to have his uniquely transformed blood for her own dark purposes. Now, more than ever, life sucks!

Industry Reviews

"Wm. Mark Simmons's ability to mingle side-splitting humor with layers of depth makes him one of the most exciting new sf/f novelists to appear in years." [One Foot in the Grave is] "One of the best novels in years. . . . You've got to read this, it's a hoot!" "As usual, Simmons rarely lets the pace drop below a brisk gallop [in One Foot in the Grave] . . . the plot unfolds like an origami sculpture designed by M. C. Escher." "[One Foot in the Grave] relentlessly combines thought and action . . . a fun book."

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