In today's world, if you don't want a man anymore, you have the option to walk away. Get the ick? End it. He's won't ever text back? Block him. He listens to those types of podcast? Dump him.
But women haven't always had it this easy. In fact, throughout history, women have always had their choices, independence and autonomy curtailed or oppressed. Think back, transport yourself to 1300 AD. Divorce wasn't exactly an option. You want your horrible husband gone? Maybe you had to get a little creative.
In OFF WITH HIS HEAD, explore 100 hilarious ways to get rid of a man, taking inspiration from the unusual and whacky methods throughout medieval history. Featuring advice on how best to dispose someone inconspicuously, this book depicts the funniest and outrageous deaths that are a product of the time. Some trusty, failproof options include:
Death by uncontrollable laughter
'Men don't like funny women,' they say when you turn up to the joust dressed as a cocktail olive.
Me, personally? I jest too much. Force-feed him an entire goose ('No, babe, that paltock doesn't make you look fat!') and crack a joke. He'll die laughing.
Death by beard
I'm more of a moustache girl, personally, but if you hype up his beard enough, it might just grow to a suitable enough length for him to trip over it.
Double damage: Persuade him to wear a pair of those ridiculously long shoes while you're at it, seeing as he wants to be a court jester so badly.
In the face of limited options, women have always found ways to persevere. This is no different. Buy it for your bestie whose boyfriend you hate or buy it for yourself for a laugh. Either way, you've got 100 options to choose from.
