Not if You Break Up With Me First

Childhood friends Eve and Andrew are destined to be together everyone says so, especially their friends and classmates who are all suddenly crush-obsessed. So when Eve and Andrew’s first eighth grade school dance rolls around and Eve, feeling the pressure, awkwardly asks Andrew to go with her, everyone assumes they are Officially Dating and Practically in Love. Overwhelmed, Eve and Andrew just go with it. And it’s weird. Neither of them wants this dating thing to mess up their friendship, and they don’t really see each other that way. But they also don’t want to be the one to call things off, the one to make things super awkward. So they both separately pledge to be the worst boyfriend or girlfriend ever, leaving it to the other person to break up with them. It would be genius ... if the other person weren’t doing the exact same thing. G. F. Miller promises you, dear reader, three things they always seem to have in common: love, snappy dialogue, and happy endings. She's also a big fan of the Oxford comma.

What else could you want to know, really? She's married to her college sweetheart and is mom to three littles who routinely make her heart burst and her head explode (it’s a messy business, love). There are puppies big and small residing at her house (you’ll be seeing a lot of them if you follow her on Instagram). She’s been to a dozen countries, but not nearly as many as she would like. She loves learning all the things. She cries at all the wrong times. She makes faces at herself in the mirror. And she’s always here for a dance party.