| Acknowledgments | p. xv |
| Foreword to the Da Capo Edition | p. xvii |
| You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here | p. 2 |
| Introduction to the prime subject | |
| Small portrait | |
| Snapshot cultural history of period early fifties to early sixties | |
| The mask and the man | |
| I'm Losing Status at the High School | p. 12 |
| Childhood of Frank Zappa | |
| Introduce father | |
| High school period with Ernie Tossi, vice-principal in charge of discipline at Antelope Valley High School | |
| Early influences, r and b and Varese | |
| Cocktail bar experience | |
| Cucamonga Studio Z and subsequent bust for conspiracy to commit pornography | |
| Exile to LA and formation of original Mothers | |
| Hungry Freaks Daddy | p. 44 |
| Portrait of LA early sixties | |
| Cultural history of early sixties and emergence of folkrock | |
| The scene in LA: Vito, Carl Franzoni, Cantor's Delicatessen bust | |
| Zappa's first break into Hollywood with Mondo Hollywood-a sexploitation film | |
| Introduction and short history of Herbie the Manager | |
| Introduction of Pamela Zarubica known as The Cheese | |
| Frank Zappa's early days in Hollywood | |
| Freak Out and the scene | |
| Zappa on drugs | |
| Zappa and real freaks | |
| Big break: Guambo, Great Underground Arts Masqued Ball and Orgy held by the LA Free Press | |
| Sunset Strip and burgeoning youth consciousness | |
| Frank Zappa's political reactions and philosophy | |
| Only In It for the Money | p. 72 |
| Greenwich Village in mid-sixties | |
| Emergent "head" culture | |
| Making of Absolutely Free and some exigesis | |
| Garrick Theater, Pigs and Repugnant, attendant happenings | |
| More Mothers | |
| Haegstrum guitars | |
| We're Only In It For the Money and Lumpy Gravy | |
| Interviews with Gary Kellgren, engineer | |
| Money as reflection of cultural scene: unpleasant premonitions August through October '67 | |
| Cover hassle with Beatles | |
| Money exigesis | |
| More Mothers | |
| Frank Zappa as cultural rock guru | |
| Zappa's tour of Scandinavia: now that I'm here what am I going to do? | |
| Project X | p. 96 |
| Additional musicians Underwood, Tripp | |
| Film projects Uncle Meat, Burnt Weenie Sandwich | |
| Explanation of Uncle Meat and Cruising with Ruben and the Jets | |
| Zappa's artistic visions | |
| Zappa signals, techniques | |
| Band members comment: Zappa as thief | |
| Formation of Bizarre/Straight and attendant difficulties | |
| Some Bizarre albums | |
| Captain Beefheart remembers Bizarre relationship | |
| Bizarre as creature of Herb Cohen | |
| Selling of Bizarre to Warners and breakup of old Mothers | |
| The Little House I Used to Live in | p. 120 |
| Condition of old Mothers on breakup of band | |
| Analysis of Zappa aesthetic | |
| Short cultural history 1967-1970: The Selling of the Counter Culture | |
| Zappa's other films, Uncle Meat, Burnt Weenie Sandwich | |
| Hot Rats | |
| Zappa in the editing room | |
| Pauley Pavillion premier of 200 Motels | |
| Zappa views "serious" music scene | |
| The Turtles | |
| Zappa is viewed | |
| I Run the World from City Hall | p. 140 |
| Frank Zappa in the present | |
| As human being | |
| Views of his art | |
| Other people's views of his art | |
| Rebuttals | |
| Objectivity | |
| Zappa in the center of personal drama | |
| The parable of success and the single musician | |
| What he wants to do | |
| What he's doing | |
| Logical conclusion | |
| Cosmic Debris? | p. 154 |
| From Grand Wazoo to Joe's Garage in a decade | |
| Aftermaths of The Accident | |
| More clues to the Project/ Object | |
| The filth hounds of Hollywood | |
| Punky's perversion | |
| Innocence revealed | |
| I'm Not Satisfied | p. 182 |
| Continuing the saga | |
| Results of total creative/conceptual control via the Archive and the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen | |
| Xenochrony, where everything is happening all the time, or How You Can Do That Onstage anywhere anytime | |
| Classical LSO and Boulez interludes | |
| Teaching metal men to sing and other Synclavier tales | |
| The infamous '88 tour meltdown and consequences | |
| First Amendment showdown in Ronnie and George's America, holiday in Prague, and the Empire Bites Back | |
| The making of Civilization Phaze III | |
| Zappa's Big C cosmic schmeck | |
| "untimely" passing, ironic waves, consequent apotheosis, and virtual transmigration to more ethereal venues | |
| Afterword | p. 209 |
| Bibliography | p. 213 |
| Fanzines | p. 215 |
| Discography | p. 217 |
| Videography | p. 220 |
| Zappa on the Internet | p. 222 |
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