New & Improved

Primary Season

•    Countdown to Impeachment
•    Table of Contents
•    Future History or Past Prologue?

Unexpected Inauguration

•    President Declares "Party is Over", Leaves after Shocking Attendees
•    Guantanamo Bay to Shut Down, Terrorists Brought to Mainland
•    T¼rkiye Recalls Ambassador in Response to Assyrian Genocide Acknowledgement
•    Native Americans React to New Presidential Order
•    Fears Mount over Unilateral Nuclear Disarmament
•    United States Set to Leave and Abolish United Nations
•    Allies Protest Recall of American Troops
•    After Bulldozing Internationalism, President Announces "New Manifest Destiny"
•    Race to the 51st State: Puerto Rico vs. D.C. vs. Everywhere Else
•    Full Citizenship Extended to American "Nationals"
•    President to Apply "Nutrition Facts Labels" to Foreign Countries

A New Day Dawns

•    President's First Priority? Aliens from Outer Space
•    On a "Quiet" Day, President Kicks out Reporters and Toddlers, Invites in Sheep
•    New President "Can't Understand" Government
•    What Was in the Latest Set of Executive Orders?

State of the Union

•    President Attacks Rather than Addresses Congress in First State of the Union
•    Is America on the Cusp of a Healthcare Revolution?
•    Climate Change is a Security Issue, President Insists
•    High School Graduates Not Equipped for "Adulting", President Says
•    The End of Delaware Being a Tax Haven Finally at Hand?
•    President Wants to Downsize Military, Legalize Drugs and Prostitution

Over There?

•    For Women's History Month, President Blasts the Rest of the World
•    President Decrees America is the Most Communist Nation on Earth
•    Peace in Our Lifetime? President Tackles Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
•    The Secret Wars the President Does Not Want You to Know About

Home, Home On the Range

•    President's Speech at College Graduation Goes Far off the Rails
•    For Juneteenth, President Signs Executive Order to Use the "Black Test"
•    On the Eve of Independence Day, President Leads Impromptu Tour of Homeless Encampment
•    Protesters Invited Inside the White House, Fight Each Other Instead
•    President Vows to Protect Nazis with Own Life

Impending Impeachment

•    With Just Hours to Go, No Deal in Sight to Avoid Government Shutdown

Fallout

•    A Few Last Things
•    Dedications and Notes
•    Other Works
•    About the Author
•    Version History
•    Copyrights and Disclaimers