Never Use a Knife and Fork - Neil Goddard

Never Use a Knife and Fork

By: Neil Goddard, Nick Sharratt (Illustrator)

Paperback | 30 June 2016

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Hide spaghetti in your hair,
Keep crisps in your underwear.

Never Use a Knife and Fork is an outrageous, tongue-in-cheek exploration of mealtime chaos that will have children in stitches. Full of mischief and mess, it shows exactly what you SHOULDN''T do with food -- squish it, slosh it, squirt it, squeeze it!

Rollicking rhymes combine perfectly with Nick Sharratt''s trademark witty illustrations for a laugh-out-loud look at table manners.

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