It turns out the story of Exodus actually happened. ... - literally. ... It literally scientifically happened. ... - in real life.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've already heard this one!" ...
No, you haven't. We just figured this out.
The Red Sea literally physically split, in real life; "magical" manna food literally fell from "the heavens," exactly how they described it; Moses literally saw a burning bush that did not burn; Mount Sinai was literally surrounded by clouds and then had "fire from the heavens" come down upon it. The whole entire story is scientifically accurate.
And so was a whole bunch of other stuff they talked about.
And, yes, I'm using the word "literally" correctly.
