I Hate Everyone, Except You

By: Clinton Kelly

Write A Review

eBook | 10 January 2017

At a Glance

ePUB
240 Pages

eBook

$10.99

or 4 interest-free payments of $2.75 with

Instant Digital Delivery to your Kobo Reader App

From the bestselling author, beloved television host, and “arbiter of style and good taste in all areas” (People) comes a hilariously candid, deliciously snarky collection of essays about his journey from awkward kid to slightly-less-awkward adult.

Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore-unknown secrets about himself, like that he’s a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey’s premier water parks, and perhaps the world’s least enthused high-school commencement speaker.

Whether he’s throwing his baby sister in the air to jumpstart her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps life’s social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit and relatable voice, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like find true love in a crowded gay bar or deciding whether it’s acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: it’s not). Clinton delves into all these outrageous topics—and many more—in this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.

Industry Reviews

Praise for I Hate Everyone, Except You

“Clinton wrote a book that has me doubled over laughing and trying to catch my breath! Life is too short not to laugh good and hard when a good, hard laugh is offered. Clinton is offering. Read his book.”

on

More in Biographies

eBOOK

Dining with Stars

Indian Superstars in their Own Words

eBook

RRP $13.55

$9.99

eBOOK

The Woman Who Changed Her Brain

And Other Inspiring Stories of Pioneering Brain Transformation

eBook

$26.99

eBOOK

eBook

RRP $28.99

$23.99

17%
OFF

eBOOK

Around the World in 80 Dinners

The Ultimate Culinary Adventure

eBook

$9.99

I Hate Everyone, Except You

At a Glance

eBook

Industry Reviews

on

You Can Find This eBook In

More in Biographies

Dining with Stars

Indian Superstars in their Own Words

Saving Lily

Lessons from Building the Largest Addiction Treatment Center in Sin City During the Opioid Epidemic

Sex with Kings

500 Years of Adultery, Power, Rivalry, and Revenge

Cake Boss

Stories and Recipes from Mia Famiglia

Ponting

At the Close of Play

The Silver Moon

Reflections on Life, Death and Writing

The Menzies Era

The Woman Who Changed Her Brain

And Other Inspiring Stories of Pioneering Brain Transformation

Paris in Love

Eugenia

A True Story of Adversity, Tragedy, Crime and Courage

Geisha of Gion

The True Story of Japan's Foremost Geisha

Infidel

Fatal Friends, Deadly Neighbors

Ann Rule's Crime Files : Volume 16

Lessons from Madame Chic

20 Stylish Secrets I Learned While Living in Paris

This Is Me

The Autobiography

On Warne

Shane Warne's Life Story

Six Days in Leningrad

Lion

A Long Way Home

My Cousin the Saint

A Story of Love, Miracles, and an Italian Family Reunited

Acolytes

Poems

The Boy Who Cried Freebird

Rock & Roll Fables and Sonic Storytelling

Ladies of Liberty

The Women Who Shaped Our Nation

Kepler's Witch

An Astronomer's Discovery of Cosmic Order Amid Religious War, Political Intrigue, and the Heresy Trial of His Mother

Around the World in 80 Dinners

The Ultimate Culinary Adventure

This product is categorised by