How to unfck your life after 50

Name: How to unfck your life after 50
Brand: PhishStones
Price: 34.75 AUD

By: PhishStones, David Salmon

Write A Review

Paperback | 12 June 2025

At a Glance

Paperback
246 Pages

Dimensions(cm)
27.94 x 21.59 x 1.32

Paperback

$34.75

or 4 interest-free payments of $8.69 with

or

Ships in 5 to 7 business days

How to Unf*ck your life after 50

A Boomer's Guide to Laughing, Living, and Lighting Sht on Fire (Before You Die)*

This isn't a cozy self-help book.

This is a no-filter, foul-mouthed, R-rated rebellion for every baby boomer who woke up one morning after 50 and thought:

> "What the hell happened to my life?"

Written by PhishStones (a.k.a. David Salmon), a 60-year-old unapologetic hippie who's lived through vinyl records, midlife breakdowns, and Airstream hangovers, this book isn't here to fix you - it's here to set you the f*ck free.

Inside, you'll find 26 chapters of savage honesty, dark humor, and late-night wisdom on:

Starting over (again)

Kicking regret in the teeth

Surviving loss, grief, and bad knees

Laughing harder than you have in decades

And becoming the wild, free, unfiltered version of you that the world tried to bury

If you're over 50 and still have a pulse, a past, and a middle finger to raise - this book is your call to arms.

> Life doesn't end after 50. It gets f*cking real.

Shipping

	Standard Shipping	Express Shipping
Metro postcodes:	$9.99	$14.95
Regional postcodes:	$9.99	$14.95
Rural postcodes:	$9.99	$14.95

Orders over $79.00 qualify for free shipping.

How to return your order

At Booktopia, we offer hassle-free returns in accordance with our returns policy. If you wish to return an item, please get in touch with Booktopia Customer Care.

Additional postage charges may be applicable.