Craig Lock is an extensive world traveller and failed professional emigrater who has spent most of his life's savings on airfares. He is still 'sliding down the razor blade of life', stuck on a deserted (other than a few brilliant rugby players) island at the bottom of the world near Antarctica, where he is 'trying to throw a double six' to get off and go out into the real world - but he doesn't know where!
In the style of Bill Bryson, HERE, THERE AND EVERYWHERE tells tales of his 'krazy' (hilarious??) hair-raising adventures in his younger years through 'Grate' Britain and the Continent
"I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move"
- Robert Louis Stevenson
"Give me the young man who has brains enough to make a fool of himself."
-anon
