~ Humor Winner - 2023 National Indie Excellence Award
~ Humor/Comedy/Satire Winner - 2022 Best Book Awards - American Book Fest
~ Fiction - Humor 1st Place Winner - 2022 PenCraft Book Awards for literary excellence
~ Humor/Comedy Finalist - 2022 Next Generation Indie Book Awards
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NEGATIVE THINKERS APPLAUD IT. POSITIVE THINKERS WANT TO BURN IT.
Whether you're a fan of glass-half-full or glass-half-empty, this funny self-help satire—which has been described as "laugh-out-loud comic brilliance"—will crack you up until your face hurts. It's the perfect book or gift for women, men, adults, or any other unclassified species of human that falls into categories such as:
• Frustrated optimists who are going crazy, thanks to the negative results they get with positive thinking.
• Struggling pessimists who've discovered that expecting the worst has its advantages.
• Confused optimistic pessimists and pessimistic optimists who are unable to stop overthinking everything, and ultimately end up not knowing what to think.
Are you ready to give positive thinking the middle finger for failing you?
WARNING: All the advice in this entertaining book defies acceptable mental health best practices and evidence-based psychological research.
Why do you often feel like you lose despite having a winning attitude?
CAUTION: This book will turn the stomachs of all optimists.
Do you feel like a pinata getting pounded from all sides by things going wrong?
BREAK THROUGH: If positive thinking hasn't worked for you, this humor book was written for you.
Through never saw it coming and semi-shocking insights, Negatist and Humorist Larry Gotterer reveals how you can:
• Survive in the Screw Youniverse.
• Shatter the glass-half-full illusion.
• Accept that bad isn't as bad as you think. It's worse.
Were you taught to think positive from the day you were born? Too bad! The good news is that today, you can be reborn, and Find Happiness through Negative Thinking.
