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Fed Patrol

Pilot Program

By: Nader Goudarzi

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Paperback | 24 June 2026

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150 Pages

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22.86 x 15.24 x 0.97

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Fed Patrol: Pilot Program Description

Fed Patrol was never meant to exist.

After a botched federal realignment, a group of employees from unrelated government agencies is quietly reassigned to a remote border post under the comforting label of "temporary." The problem is simple: none of them have law enforcement experience, none of them have a clear mandate, and none of them are entirely sure who approved the assignment.

What begins as an administrative mistake quickly turns into a full-scale workplace comedy, where government procedures, misplaced confidence, outdated training, and excessive documentation collide with the real world. Authority is improvised. Protocols are guessed. Memos are written with alarming seriousness. Cones are repositioned as if national security depends on them.

Somehow, the unit keeps operating.

Fed Patrol: Pilot Program is a sharp, absurd, and highly relatable comedy about federal bureaucracy, workplace confusion, accidental teamwork, and the strange truth that once something becomes a pilot program, it rarely goes away.

Perfect for readers who enjoy government satire, workplace comedy, ensemble humor, bureaucratic absurdity, and stories about underqualified people trying very hard to look official.

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