Encyclopaedia of Hell

An Invasion Manual for Demons Concerning the Planet Earth and the Human Race With Infests It

By: Martin Olson

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Paperback | 26 July 2011

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A tour de force of darkness, Encyclopaedia of Hell is a manual of Earth written by Lord Satan for his invading hordes of demons, complete with hundreds of unpleasant illustrations, diagrams, and a comprehensive and utterly repulsive dictionary of Earth terms.

Since the customs and mores of humanity are alien and inconceivable to demons, Satan wrote this strangely poetic military handbook for the enlightenment and edification of his demon armies. A masterpiece expressing Satan's hatred for humanity and himself, the Encyclopaedia includes "Techniques of Stalking and Eating Humans," "Methods of Canning Human Pus," and "Dicing and Slicing Orphaned Children."

Why the invasion? During the last century in particular, Hell has become seriously overcrowded. Satan needs more land mass for the damned and to use the human livestock to feed his hungry demon invaders.

Since this book is the 666th commemorative edition, this Encyclopaedia contains special commemorative material.

Martin Olson's savage wit provides the firepower for a preposterous literary feat unaccomplished since Mark Twain passed—channeling the real voice of Satan. Over the past fifteen years, Olson has written and produced nine comedy specials, inflicted on the populace via CBS, HBO, Showtime, Cinemax, and A&E.

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Absolutely one of the funniest books ever. - Lars Ulrich, Metallica Written by a man whose mind has an extra dimension. - Steven Wright, comedian Brilliant in the vein of Twain with an air of Voltaire. - Marc Ian Barasch, author
Absolutely one of the funniest books ever. - Lars Ulrich, Metallica Written by a man whose mind has an extra dimension. - Steven Wright, comedian Brilliant in the vein of Twain with an air of Voltaire. - Marc Ian Barasch, author

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