Divorced Not Dead

'Hugely relatable ' Heat Fans of Alexandra Potter, Marian Keyes and Caroline James will love Divorced Not Dead, a no-holds-barred, heartfelt and laugh-out-loud hilarious romcom about being fifty, but absolutely not yet dead yet

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We're going to need a bigger drink...

Meet Frankie: fifty, divorced and getting back on the horse.

After leaving Twatface - her husband of twenty years - she's starting again from scratch. And when her son also flees the nest for university, Frankie decides it's time to throw herself back into the dating game with a vengeance.

On best friend Bel's recommendation, Frankie signs up to two dating apps: one for love, another for casual hook-ups (because why the f**k not? ).

However, as she navigates this new frontier of catfishing, kittenfishing, ghosts, GILFs and everything in between, she realises the whole dating thing has changed quite a bit - and it really is a bloody jungle out there...

Will Frankie find love on the apps? Or the perfect shag?

Or - if there's any justice in the world - both?

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'Honest, unfiltered, hilarious. Your cheeks will hurt from laughing so much ' Louise Pentland

'A blast ' Daily Mail

'Defiantly funny - we need more books like this ' Georgie Hall

'Sex education was never like this the first time around ' Julie Ma

'Personal, funny, relatable and motivational ' Shazia Mirza

'A no-holds-barred, honest romcom.' Platinum

'Hugely relatable ' Heat

'An unfiltered, hilarious book... highly recommend ' Best

'Funny, frank and loving... Enjoy ' Lesley Sharp

'Whipsmart, feminist and sex-positive...I defy anyone to read this without loudly cackling' Kitty Wilson

'Sweary, sassy and sensational, this is a book that surprises as well as entertains ' Linda's Book Bag

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Readers LOVE Divorced Not Dead

'Absolutely raced through this irreverently funny, clever and thoughtful book. A whip smart novel with a clever heroine ' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'Better than Sex and the City I loved it and you will too ' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'Made me laugh more than any book I have ever read ' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'A heartwarming and relatable romance novel that celebrates second chances' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'A fabulous, funny five-star read for me ' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'It felt like I was listening to my best friend telling me tales of her dating experience.' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'Ford has perfectly captured the online dating world - warts and all ' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'It's so empowering ' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'The storyline is excellent ' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'Definitely a book to read before you sign up for any dating apps ' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐