DimWitts

Ignorance always wins. Might as well run with it!

Charlie Witt wasted his life suffocating in the shadow of his older brother, the only person immune to Michael's secret-an unconscious, weaponized aura of profound stupidity known as the dim. Anyone who wandered too close to Michael instantly lost their train of thought, forgot basic facts, and made catastrophic life choices even worse than mullet extensions.

When Charlie's lingering bitterness accidentally kicks Michael's dormant power into overdrive, the resulting wave of global stupidity triggers an unprecedented geopolitical meltdown. Within days, a rogue NASCAR champion turned US President annexes a grimy Canadian smelter town to Make America First Again, a flamboyant British King wearing a lucky green bunnyhug launches an absurd sovereign defence, and world leaders everywhere begin deep-frying cell phones and declaring war on overcast skies.

Merging the sharp cosmic absurdity of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy with the grim, cynical satire of Catch-22, The Big Stupid delivers a razor-sharp autopsy of human vanity, political farce, and institutional decay.