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Crap Divination

The Dark Art of Reading Dark Marks: How to Interpret Toilet Runes

By: Dingleberry Marx

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Hardcover | 14 October 2021 | Edition Number 1

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Hardcover
80 Pages

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1.4 x 11.2 x 15.4

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This easy-to-follow-through guide lifts the lid on toilet marks and unlocks the secret of your secretions.

A divination guide for bowel-on-bowl action, this book will develop your innate intuition skills and reveal the mysteries of symbolics. But this is not just symbolics; this is some really deep shit.

Sifting through the crap to the find the sweetcorn of truth, this is an illustrated guide to the meaning of that which comes from our souls. Say it loud. Our souls. Our souls. Our souls.

Crap Divination is the turd-teller's Tarot, the butt-bean favomancer's friend, the smelly-pebble pessomancer's pamphlet and is your guide to the dark art of reading dark marks.

About the Author

Dingleberry Marx knows he's shit. He also knows his shit.

Industry Reviews

"It's a load of shite if you ask me. Not the book. The book's alright."
S. Mears

"I once did two turds and one spooned the other. What does this mean?" [review does not meet the criteria for verification. Send it on to Clive in Accounts though as I'm sure he did a spooner once]

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