Contributors 7
The Foundations checkpoint relief 11
The Foundations field of dreams 14
The Foundations high-speed dentures 15
Stevie Wonder drives 17
The Foundations in the Deep South 18
The Foundations van plan breaks down 19
Average White Band sleeping like a log 22
Ginger Baker and the curse 23
The Sweet's crazy house 28
How I met Cat Stevens 30
Cat Stevens' morning was broken 34
Cat Stevens: Green Tea For The Tillerman 36
Cat Stevens' Rolls Royce vanishes 38
Cat Stevens and the last Fuhrer 41
Cat Stevens gets his rocks off 42
Salvadore Dali on display 44
Cat Stevens favourable weed exchange 47
The Great Escape 53
John Lennon denied party entry 55
Meeting Jock 58
Carole King owes it all to blackberry brandy 61
George Harrison autograph prank 66
Ringo and George hang out 67
Kiss coffin better 69
Led Zeppelin safe as houses 71
John Cooper Clarke to the recue 74
Judas Priest Hart attack 76
Judas Priest - Ken saves the day 78
Who the f*** is Tom Cruise? 80
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Iron Maiden tour: Priest break the bank 82
Iron Maiden: Lost and found 84
The Small Faces Mexican border meltdown 88
Patti La Belle in a hairy situation 91
The lure of Tina Turner 96
Sex Pistols darken the mood 104
Guns n' Roses get Down On The Farm 106
UK Subs buy £100,000 lager 110
The Little Bugger 112
Bad Manners wardrobe malfunction 114
Bad Manners passport to success 120
Buster Bloodvessel gets the arse 124
Buster Bloodvessel short of options 127
Bill Wyman framed by Spike Milligan 129
Kylie the soap star 131
Sabrina at the double 134
Angry Andersen hopping mad 137
Fatty Towers 139
Irene Cara finishes second in her own karaoke 142
Babylon Zoo get their kit off 148
Primal Scream frontman honours The Kinks 150
Missing tapes 154
TV talent show star stuck in the bog 158
Good Day To Be A Trekkie 159
Usher disaster forgotten thanks to Beyonce 162
50 Cent body on the line 164
Britney Spears bad hair day 169
One for the Crew 173
Halcyon Days 175