A Useless Book

Name: A Useless Book
Brand: Andrew Robert Abel
Price: 24.15 AUD

By: Andrew Robert Abel

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Hardcover | 4 May 2025

At a Glance

Hardcover
34 Pages

Age
6 - 9

Grade
1 - 3

Dimensions(cm)
21.59 x 21.59 x 0.64

Hardcover

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A Useless Book is a laugh-out-loud rhyming picture book for kids who love silliness, randomness, and a bit of mischief. It pretends to have zero educational value - proudly claiming to teach nothing at all - yet sneaks in real facts about animals, numbers, and the world around us. With Seuss-style humor and playful rhymes, it's the perfect gift for curious minds who learn best when they're laughing.

"Utter rubbish. Not a single helpful fact. Zero stars, but I can't count that low."

- Mathly Incorrect Weekly

"The only thing I learned was how fast I can close a book."

- Readers Indigestion Digest

"My chair enjoyed it more than I did."

- Better Homes & Bookends

"Read it cover to cover. Still don't know how many humps a camel has."

- The Zoological Missed-it Monthly

"My kid started giggling. Now he thinks ignorance is funny. Thanks a lot."

- Parenting Panic Quarterly

"Even the goldfish seemed unimpressed."

- Aquatic Book Review & Snacks

"Great for leveling a table. Useless for leveling up your brain."

- IQ Not Included

"A triumph of nonsense. If nonsense had never triumphed."

- The London Foghorn

"This book taught me nothing, and now I proudly know even less."

- Forgetful & Free Newsletter

"If I could unread it, I would. Twice."

- Amnesia Weekly

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