A Modest Proposal

Paris in Love

A Selection of Smithereens

Penguin Special

Lessons from Madame Chic

20 Stylish Secrets I Learned While Living in Paris

I Never Metaphor I Didn't Like

A Comprehensive Compilation of History's Greatest Analogies, Metaphors, and Similes

Busted!

Drug War Survival Skills and True Dope D

How to Eat Like a Child

And Other Lessons in Not Being a Grown-up

Lance Armstrong's War

One Man's Battle Against Fate, Fame, Love, Death, Scandal, and a Few Other Rivals on the Road to the Tour de France

My Life in and out of the Rough

The Truth Behind All That Bull**** You Think You Know About Me

Only the Strong Survive

The Odyssey of Allen Iverson

The Soul of Baseball

A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America

The Works of John Leguizamo

Freak, Spic-o-rama, Mambo Mouth, and Sexaholix

Scuse Me While I Whip This Out

Reflections on Country Singers, Presidents, and Other Troublemakers

Eye of My Heart

27 Writers Reveal the Hidden Pleasures and Perils of Being a Grandmother

The Worst Noel

Hellish Holiday Tales

Get Rich Cheating

The Crooked Path to Easy Street

Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation

i am neurotic

(and so are you)

American on Purpose

The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

Anne Frank

The Book, the Life, the Afterlife

I Shudder

And Other Reactions to Life, Death, and New Jersey

Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man

What Men Really Think About Love, Relationships, Intimacy, and Commitment

Dump 'Em

How to Break Up with Anyone from Your Best Friend to Your Hairdresser

Someone Will Be with You Shortly

Notes from a Perfectly Imperfect Life

Running for My Life

My Journey in the Game of Football and Beyond