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A Guinea Pig Nutcracker

By: Alex Goodwin, Tess Newall

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Hardcover | 3 October 2019

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Hardcover
64 Pages

Dimensions(cm)
13.3 x 16.7 x 1.2

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The Nutcracker ballet, danced by guinea pigs

As the curtain rises, Clara is opening her presents under the Christmas tree. She falls in love with a present from her godfather Drosselmeyer: a wooden Nutcracker. When Clara falls asleep that night, she is swept up in a battle between the Nutcracker (who has become a handsome prince) and the terrible Mouse King.

This leads to a magical trip into the realms of fantasy, a sweet-filled wonderland where the beautiful Sugarplum Fairy dances...

This is the world famous ballet, as you've never seen it before.

About the Author

Alex Goodwin was born in 1985 and he has an MA in Creative Writing from the University of East Anglia. Some people have noticed that much of his writing comes to the length of a medium-sized shopping list; this is explained by the fact that a picture of a guinea pig says a thousand words. He lives in London.

Industry Reviews

These guinea pigs really know how to act * The Times, on A Guinea Pig Romeo & Juliet *
The Nutcracker is here to steal our hearts * Sunday Mirror *
This cute retelling of the Christmas classic is sure to melt your heart * Woman & Home *
The perfect pressie * My Weekly *

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A Guinea Pig Nutcracker

At a Glance

Hardcover

Industry Reviews

Shipping

How to return your order

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