I, The Wolf, am sick of being the bad guy. I'm taking over this book.
I am formally resigning as the bad guy from all books from this day forth. I don't want to be the one who huffs and puffs and blows houses down, nor the one who gobbles up pigs. Yummy as they are.
For years, books have shown us wolves dressing up as grandmas, stealing sheep and picking on sweet, red-hooded girls. But that's just not me. I knit! I bake blueberry pie! I want to be the one who rescues a princess!
Wolf may want to be a hero, but he's about to discover that arguing with this book's narrator is not the best way to improve his image