What happens when the gifted mind of a womanizing, whisky-guzzling, cigar-chomping, 55-year-old billionaire player inadvertently ends up trapped inside the body of a 6-year-old child?
Situations run from brilliant to bizarre; from traumatically tragic to highly humorous; and from shockingly sensual to arousingly erotic!
The Second Hand Man is a non-stop roller coaster ride that will keep you guessing from beginning to end.
Excerpts taken from the astounding memoirs of 'PROFESSOR' CORNELIUS CRANE:
March 15th, 1966
"Yeah, lust does that to a man; made him even dumber than her. Sorry, I mean slow as her mother has the habit of constantly reminding everyone."
"Well, honey, I'll tell you what, she may be slower than all the other gals in town, but when it comes to spreading her legs, ain't no other lady gonna beat her to the winning line - if you get my meaning?"
August 18th, 1994
"It was so damned surreal!" he had told me. "I thought I'd walked into some pornographic rendering of Alice in Wonderland!"
May 6th, 1996
Having foreknowledge is not quite as gratifying as one may expect.
Sometimes, it's like knowing for certain that there's a big, scary monster in the cupboard and then, foolishly, still opening it!
September 11th, 2001
I peered into the viewfinder of the camera that was set to close-up and watched as dust and debris exploded into the air around 1 WTC.
How could I not say it?
"'Don't you just love it when a plan comes together?'"
