Life is seldom easy in the ReUnited States of ReAmerica, a nation violently separated by a grieving president and his ruthless overnight political upheaval of our most sacred institutions. Ambition and war were integral to binding together what was left, and like a rough imitation, it is but a sad allegory to its antecedent democratic inspirator, established wholly by the founding fathers of a different time.
Those outside an Upper City metropolis live in privation and squalor, so it is a good thing that the charitable ReUs Government has taken them into consideration, by developing the Nation's first Emergency Mental Health Phoneline, and for those who suffer from the vicissitudes of this tumultuous time well, not to worry, one of the therapists at the receiving end of this outreach is more than willing to assist.
