A fresh take on a romantic comedy classic, Hitch***, this fake dating romance is Cupid's nightmare with an annoyingly stubborn quarterback and the con artist determined to give him away... before she falls for him herself.***
Fine. I'm a matchmaker who doesn't actually know much about love. Not too surprising, really. After all, the only people who lie more than Social Engineers are spies, and neither are famous for their sweeping romances. Honestly, (not that I know much about that, either) we can't even manage healthy relationships. But I want out of The Life, and what better way than to use my special skillset to play cupid to a bunch of rich lonely hearts? I just need to prove myself, and I know the perfect place to start. Denver's hottest and most untouchable bachelor, Broncos quarterback Noah "Stone" MacCallion. All I have to do is read the guy, send send him on three dream dates, and this city's singles scene will be lining up.
Sure, he's a tad miffed because I accidentally framed him for kidnapping... me... but no worries. We can fix that tiny hiccup.
He should be an easy score, too, except he's distractingly handsome, irritatingly stubborn, and seems determined to mess up every match I send him on. And then there's his outrageous flirting, his mischievous tricks, and we're not even going to talk about his kisses. Those brain-liquifying, neuron-searing, I-forgot-my-own-name kisses. He's playing me, but I'm not sure what his strategy is. Yet. No worries. He might think he's got game, but if there's one thing I'm good at, it's engineering people.
Wanna know how this ends? Easy. I win, Noah MacCallion, because you've totally met your match.
