You're Not a Real Parent Until...

By: Jason Chatfield, Scott Dooley

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Hardcover | 13 October 2026

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No parent is ever alone—especially in the bathroom. A laugh-out-loud celebration of the chaos, love, and sticky-fingered joy of parenting from New Yorker cartoonists Jason Chatfield and Scott Dooley.

This collection of delightful observations from award-winning cartoonists and stand-up comedians Scott Dooley and Jason Chatfield reassures every parent that everything's going to be totally fine. Mostly.

From accepting spit-up as a constant companion or helping the kids move into their first apartment, this book joyfully captures what makes parenting the most rewarding, frustrating, hilarious, gross, and wouldn't-change-it-for-the-world experience.

Sardonic, relatable humor from veteran New Yorker cartoonists
A perfect baby-shower gift for new or experienced parents
Clean, family-friendly comedy for all ages
Updated edition with a new cover and new comics

If you or a loved one are one of the brave parents in the trenches, you won’t want to miss out on this book!

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